So, I'm at Meijer lastnight to get a few things (Meijer is like a Wal-mart but on a smaller scale confined largely to the Midwest United States) and as I'm grabbing the last of my items I hear "Hey."I turn around and see this woman coming down the aisle behind me pushing one of those kid shopping carts with her two children inside.
I had seen this woman on my way in and had passed her near the produce section a few minutes earlier.
"Who? Me?" I ask.
She says "Yeah...oh, I don't have my glasses on. I thought you were Kid Rock. I was chasing you through the store."
"Uh...okay...no", totally dumb-founded.
I was just standing there wondering in bewilderment if this woman is serious or making fun of me. I'm still not sure but there seemed to be a possible flash of embarassment cross her face.
She then asks "What's your name?"
"Larry."
At this point I just want to get moving and away from this situation to which I do.
Very odd. And why the hell would Kid Rock be shopping at a Meijer in Battle Creek, MI for a twelve pack of Natural Light, Quilted Northern and Tofu Scramble?
Besides, he's currently on tour in Tempe, Arizona.
And I thought I would never ever have to tag a blog post with "Kid Rock".
