A woman was having a really bad day at work so she stopped at the nearest convenience store on the way home and picked up a fifth of Jack Daniels. While at the counter she checks her lotto tickets to see if she's won and lo and behold she's won the jackpot; a million dollars! She's jumping up and down for joy right out the door with her JD in hand. With all inhibition in the back seat she decides to crack open that fifth and is slugging away going down the road on her way home. Hey, she's had a bad day at work! She screeches into the driveway; bursts through the front door and yells with glee at her husband.
"We've won a million dollars!" as she waves the ticket in the air, "Pack your bags!"
"Should we pack for the Mediterranean? Or better yet, how about skiing in the Swiss alps?" her husband inquires.
"I don't care what you pack for. Just get the hell outta here!"
